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Welsh Princess who loves positivity, art, anime, supernatural, nature, books, marvel, hair, makeup, clothes and general nerdom.
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It kind of looks like this little girl smashed this little kid into Oblivion.
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i love abbie and her fine ass, aint nothin better

gonna scissor tonight dont be too jealous, love you baby girl xxx

can’t wait to see your butt

imma fart on ur nose

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i love abbie and her fine ass, aint nothin better

gonna scissor tonight dont be too jealous, love you baby girl xxx

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Sassy as fuck.

Now that’s the Castiel I love. 

That look that he gives him…it is like “What? Yeah that was me. You impressed?”

I laugh so hard at this every time jsut cas omg 

I miss my original flavor sassy Cassie.

omg i cant

original flavor sassy Cassie

He’s still there with lines like:
“You know, I can hear you, I am a celestial being.”
“I’m an angel, you ass.”
“I’m aproximately the size of the Crysler building”
or those times when Dean says things like: “Can you lift this.” and Cas is all *bitch, please*

*just look at me, doing all the work* *I’m fabulous, aren’t I?*


and this one just speaks for itself:


like “srsly you underestimate me baby”

Sasstiel: Angel of the Lord

He’s a strong independent angel who don’t need no Lord
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“He’s a weird, dorky, little guy.”
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A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.  
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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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